Walkin dogs
The notable Andy Rooney is quoted as saying, “If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.”. I agree (unless you had the only one because it would be fun to be rich and that would make Andy look pretty silly). But what if they could understand regular language and just nod back with a “Roger” or “Negative”? I’d be all, “I wanna take you for a walk but I’m out of old grocery bags so we can only go if you promise not to shit on a neighbor’s yard. <Roger>. Can you make it around the entire block without shitting on a neighbor’s lawn? <Roger>. CAN YOU? <Negative> :(.”
That’s a good, honest dog right there.