How many neighbors does it take to change a hose bib?
I suppose it depends on your neighborhood but for me, it appears to be 5. I can’t elaborate because I ended up being the target of several jokes during the process which, if I were to repeat, would only hurt myself publicly. In attendance we had: Myself, Kerri, Darin, Alison and Matt. The main thing is, I got my hose bib replaced. I am researching drugs that will dissolve in wine with the ability to erase one’s memory. Oh, and then I’m going to have a wine tasting party.
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