Gigantisarus Spider Attack
Normally when I run across a spider in my house I transplant it outside, away from my baby, wife, self. Today I was walking in to my house and a HUGE spider was hanging on my wall. This thing was nearly as big as the one we had in Biology while I was in H.S.
So I regret to inform PETA and other animal maniacs that I had to unleash a can of commercial whoop-ass (“Raid”) on this little fella. He actually ran towards me several times… the most aggressive spider I’ve seen. I wonder what type he is/was. He had less mass than the tarantula from my earlier years but certainly the leg span and body diameter. Combine this with his aggression and you get: Yikes! I do have some regret but not as much as if he had made off with my Abigail.

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